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Allison Silverman Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Gretchen Chalker: Look! [She presses a button on her watch] I can make my voice sound like different celebrities!

Steve Buscemi: 'I can make my voice sound like different celebrities!'”
— Gretchen Chalker, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Kidnaps Gretchen!
Tagged: voice activated, Celebrities, Steve Buscemi
“Pam Beesly: Dwight, am I hot right now?

Dwight Schrute: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 8: Pam's Replacement
Tagged: Hot, Attractive, Sex, Impregnate, Attraction, Rude
“Mayor: Hey, I just got back from Baltimore.

Various Characters: Great, that’s a great city.

Mayor: It’s a great city.”
— Mayor , Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball
Tagged: baltimore, obsequious
“Black, gay and old? I'm not gonna know which box to check on the hate crime form.”
— Titus Andromedon, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Kisses a Boy!
Tagged: Black, gay, Old, Hate crime
“Titus Andromedon: That boy is gay.

Kimmy Schmidt: He's not gay. Gay hasn't even gotten to Indiana yet. There are rumors about Ohio.”
— Kimmy Schmidt, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Kisses a Boy!
Tagged: gay, indiana, Midwest
“Kimmy Schmidt: You look bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Jacqueline Voorhees: No, I got that lasered off.”
— Kimmy Schmidt, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Rides a Bike!
Tagged: bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, laser hair removal
“Portland's a city where young people go to retire.”
— Jason, Portlandia, Season 1: Farm
Tagged: Portland, Slackers
“What a journal should be is a document of misery.”
— Toni, Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball
Tagged: Journaling, Misery
“This is not good or bad. It’s just a bug. It’s like if a program keeps crashing, you know? The crashing is just a symptom of a bug in the code. If the deaths are us crashing, then that moment is the bug that we need to go and fix.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: The Way Out
Tagged: Good Or Bad
“Every time you point I see a penis.”
— Toni, Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: feminism, Hallucinating Penises, Phallic
“People tell me my body looks like a melted candle.”
— nina , Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Put a bird on it!”
— Lance, Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: put a bird on it, Cliches
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