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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“You're a swagger hound. You take everyone else's swagger. You hound it.”
— Anders Holmvik, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Stealing Swagger, Things To Say To Someone When They're Cramping On Your Style
“We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. ”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: We Be Ballin'
Tagged: penis, Seeing Another Man's Penis When You Weren't Supposed To See
“When you are in a long marriage, it's formative. You go through profound experiences together, like having children. It makes you who you are. It's like when two vines grow together and they turn into one plant. Sometimes they grow apart searching for sunlight in different directions, but there is still that part that is all twisted up together.”
— Charles Brooks, Younger, Season 4: The Gelato and the Pube
Tagged: Marriage
“Apple gave us an exciting preview of the 70 new emojis it plans to roll out to iPhone users later this year.”
— Olivia Harvey, Apple Just Released 70 New Emojis — Food Lovers Are Freaking Out Over These Two
Tagged: New Emojis
“Talk about a sticky situation.”
— Nicole Zane, Duct-tape bikinis look sexy but painful
Tagged: Duct-Tape Bikinis
“Maggie: You're helping both of your men get with other women? 

Liza: Yep. I'm going to be just like Jane Austen. She helped create all of these great romantic relationships and died a spinster.”
— Liza Miller, Younger, Season 4: The Gelato and the Pube
“You really have no idea what a meme is. I can't believe I've been so blind.”
— Kelsey Peters, Younger, Season 4: Gettin' Hygge with It
Tagged: Memes, Old People Problems
“Deviled eggs at a bird fundraiser. OK.”
— Liza Miller, Younger, Season 3: Pigeons, Parrots, and Storks
Tagged: Examples of Irony, This Is Not Fair For The Birds
“It's a sign. You see that, right? We met at the perfect moment. We can have it. We can have everything. It's all lined up.”
— Josh, Younger, Season 3: Pigeons, Parrots, and Storks
Tagged: Signs
“Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight. 

Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?”
— Liza Miller, Younger, Season 3: A Night at the Opera
Tagged: netflix and chill, Sex In The Modern Age