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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.”
— Anonymous, I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
Tagged: Sexual Identification, Absurdity
“What I learned from school: I'm a fucking piece of shit. Everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
— Thomas Stillinski, what i learned from school im a fucking piece of...
Tagged: Memes, high school, Things School Taught Me
“Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona eis requiem.

Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona eis requiem sempiternam.”
— Thomas of Celano, Latino Malabranca Orsini, Dies irae
Tagged: latin, pie jesu, Latin Songs, Church Music
“It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow: 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before. Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next. Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex.”
— Jake Paul, Team 10, It's Everyday Bro
Tagged: it's everyday bro lyrics, Doing Well, Success
“Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, 'the more you learn, the more you earn.'”
— Tai Lopez, Here In My Garage
Tagged: Here In My Garage, Memes
“Know the difference with sleeping with someone and sleeping with someone you love.”
— Tim McGraw, Humble and Kind
Tagged: Love vs. Attraction, Sex vs. Intimacy
“Hold the door, say please, say thank you. Don't steal, don't cheat, and don't lie. I know you got mountains to climb but always stay humble and kind.”
— Tim McGraw, Humble and Kind
Tagged: Humble, Manners, Humble and Kind
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— Notpoe779, Good shit /Copypasata
Tagged: Copypasta, Weird, Good Shit
“All I do is win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get enough. And every time I step up in the building, everybody hands go up. And they stay there, and they say yeah! 'Cause all I do is win, win, win.”
— DJ Khaled, T-Pain, All I Do Is Win
Tagged: All I Do Is Win, Winning, Money, So Rich, best
“No Longer Quivering is gathering place for women escaping & recovering from spiritual abuse:”
— Vyckie Garrison, No Longer Quivering
Tagged: No Longer Quivering, Quiverfull, Leaving Quiverfull