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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“I just wanna drink tequila with my friends. They're the reason that I still am who I am.”
— The Chainsmokers, Everybody Hates Me
Tagged: Friendship, Alcohol, Getting Drunk With Your Friends
“Why do I still have to mean everything I ever said?”
— The Chainsmokers, Everybody Hates Me
Tagged: Changing Your Mind, The Right To Be Forgotten
“I post a picture of myself cause I'm lonely. Everyone knows what I look like, not even one of them knows me.”
— The Chainsmokers, Everybody Hates Me
Tagged: Social Media Loneliness, Isolation Of Being Famous, Loneliness, Being Seen (But Not Really Being Seen), Loney
“I'm so defeated, I can't get outside my head.”
— The Chainsmokers, Everybody Hates Me
Tagged: Losing, Stuck, Going Crazy
“I woke up in Chris Brown’s body. Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday. But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways — (oh yeah, oh yeah). I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday; yeah, it’s Freaky Friday, I’m in Chris Brown's body, I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick.”
— Lil Dicky, Chris Brown, Freaky Friday
Tagged: Freaky Friday
“Whitney: So were you really screwing my dad? 


Alison: Yes.


Whitney: Why? He’s so old and your husband’s so hot.”
— Whitney Solloway, The Affair, Season 1: Episode 10
Tagged: Flippant
“I was so afraid of marrying my father, I never realized I was marrying my mother.”
— Helen Solloway, The Affair, Season 1: Episode 10
Tagged: We Marry Our Parents
“Hello. Pinecone and Company. Mr. McQuaid. He's right here. Please hold.”
— Emaline Addario, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Cheesecake to a Fat Man
Tagged: Using A Pineecone As A Phone
“Monologues are to an actor what cheesecake is to a fat man. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are absolutely necessary.”
— Oliver Schermerhorn, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Cheesecake to a Fat Man
Tagged: Monologues, Needs of An Actor
“Jim Carrey is the most underrated actor of our time.”
— Oliver Schermerhorn, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Romeo & Juliet in Space