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Everything Sucks! Quotes

“Monologues are to an actor what cheesecake is to a fat man. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are absolutely necessary.”
— Oliver Schermerhorn, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Cheesecake to a Fat Man
Tagged: Monologues, Needs of An Actor
“What is mile high club? Is that a frequent flier thing?”
— Ken Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Romeo & Juliet in Space
Tagged: mile high club, Sex On Airplanes
“I meet a lot of parents. After a while, you sort of develop a sixth sense for these things. You strike me as a great parent.”
— Ken Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: All That and a Bag of Chips
“A real artist doesn't need friends or family.”
— Leroy O'Neil, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: We Were Merely Freshmen
Tagged: Artists, What Artists Are Made Of, No Attachments
“You're just lighting up the whole room with that beautiful smile of yours.”
— Ken Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: We Were Merely Freshmen
Tagged: Dad To Daughter Dialogue, Saying You're Beautiful, Power of A Smile
“My friends have been eaten by spiders.”
— Tyler Bowen, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders
Tagged: Losing Friends, When Your Friends Go AWOL
“I got lost in the fun house and I started crying, so my mom bought me balloons. And then, we were at the highest point of the Ferris wheel. She told me to let them go. So I did and she said to me, 'Kate, just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they aren't still there.'”
— Kate Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders
Tagged: Loss, Losing Something
“Someone who would just leave you like that wasn't worth it to begin with.”
— Kate Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: I Just Wanna Be Anybody
Tagged: Breaking Up, You Were Too Good For Him
“Laughter's not the only way to show that something is funny.”
— McQuaid, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Cheesecake to a Fat Man
“We're all the heroes of our own story. Without even realizing, we're probably the bad guy in someone else's.”
— Leroy O'Neil, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Cheesecake to a Fat Man
Tagged: Part and Parcel, What Makes Someone Good?, Seeing The Bigger Picture, Ethics, Good And Evil
“Look, my whole life, I have been the freak. The girl who nobody picked for dodgeball. The girl who didn't have a mom. The girl who dressed funny because it was her dad buying her clothes. And then, tonight I looked at these people, and I thought maybe there's a future where I don't have to be a freak. Maybe I can be who I am and that's okay.”
— Kate Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Sometimes I Hear My Voice
Tagged: Outsiders, Being A Freak
“How can we break up if we're not in a relationship?”
— Luke O’Neil, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Sometimes I Hear My Voice
Tagged: Fake Relationships
“Can you get out of my room now, please?”
— Kate Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Plutonium
Tagged: Get Out, Give Me Privacy Dad
“High hopes, low expectations. That's what my step dad always says. Then again, he's an unemployed alcoholic who named his dog after a psychopath.”
— Tyler Bowen, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Plutonium
Tagged: Naming Pets After Serial Killers, Preparing for Disappointment
“Just, brutal honesty, it's just the best policy.”
— Ken Messner, Everything Sucks!, Season 1: Plutonium
Tagged: Honesty
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