“I woke up in Chris Brown’s body. Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday. But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways — (oh yeah, oh yeah). I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday; yeah, it’s Freaky Friday, I’m in Chris Brown's body, I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick.”


One does not really know what the hell Chris Brown is talking about.

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