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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“Guys like this understand that birds of a feather do, in fact, flock together. They understand that you and your friends will have many shared beliefs, interests, and even personalities. In many cases, for a guy who’s considering whether or not to commit to you, it may quickly occur to him that if he can’t stand your friends now, there’s a good chance he might not be able to stand you in the near future.”
— Bruce Bryans, Dating Deal Breakers That Drive Men Away
Tagged: Guy Advice, Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“I have to deal with the consequences of being a drunk fucking idiot.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to look at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“Nothing says ‘Call me later’ like puking up your ceasar salad on him.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I’m not happy.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because thats how much I love you.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“You don’t have to be better. You just have to be you.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, life advice
“James Franco looks like someone my vagina would want to be friends with.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that! Because they don’t have periods! The curiosity will just kill them.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips