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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“Fine I guess you're gonna miss The Panty Raid.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired waiting and they had to hire a new one.”
— Narrator, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No this is Patrick.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“I'm ugly and I'm proud.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Ugly Pride
“Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument.

Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...Horseradish is not an instrument either.  ”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Shows, T.V Quotes, Nick
“Eat one or two fish meals per week.”
— Mohamed Tohami, 100 Simple Health Tips
Tagged: Health Tips, Healthy Living
“Eat wild salmon at least once a week.”
— Mohamed Tohami, 100 Simple Health Tips
Tagged: Health Tips, Healthy Living
“Eat dark chocolate.”
— Mohamed Tohami, 100 Simple Health Tips
Tagged: Health Tips, Healthy Living
“Eat until you’re 80% full.”
— Mohamed Tohami, 100 Simple Health Tips
Tagged: Healthy Living, Health Tips
“Don’t eat 3 hours before going to bed.”
— Mohamed Tohami, 100 Simple Health Tips
Tagged: Health Tips, Healthy Living