The Princess Bride

19 Quotes We All Loved From 'The Princess Bride'

They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? 
Kirsten Corley
December 7, 2016
“Love is many things none of them logical.”
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride: S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure
Tagged: Love, Logic
“The sun was rising behind her now; she could feel the heat on her back, and it gave her courage.”
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure
Tagged: The Princess Bride, William Goldman
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
— Westley, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Romance In Film
“Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Brutally Honest, Passionate, Love, True Love, romance
“You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
— Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Father Quotes, Fighting, Princess Bride
“Buttercup: We'll never survive.

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”
— Westley, The Princess Bride
Tagged: survive
“Life is pain Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
— Man In Black, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Pain, Tough Life
“I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
— Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Father Quotes, Fighting, Princess Bride
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
— Man In Black, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Envy, Sleep
“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
— Westley, The Princess Bride
Tagged: breasts, boobs, Damage
“Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?”
— Fezzik, The Princess Bride
Tagged: face, Mask, Acid, ugly
“Inigo Montoya: You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.

Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.”
— Fezzik, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Right, worry, Head
“A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
— Vizzini, The Princess Bride
Tagged: lost, Lady, Word
“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe”
— Miracle Max, The Princess Bride
Tagged: breasts, boobs, Damage
“You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!”
— Buttercup, The Princess Bride
Tagged: hurt, Love, Earth
“And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very funny, Highness.”
— Man In Black, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Envy, Sleep
“In my day, television was called a book.”
— Grandpa, The Princess Bride
Tagged: book, T.V, Today
“I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.”
— Fezzik, The Princess Bride
Tagged: Right, worry, Head
“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?”
— Grandson, The Princess Bride
Tagged: book, T.V, Today