“He asks himself, would you trade a lady who really cared about you, knew how much sugar and cream you took in your coffee, knew exactly when your birthday was, rubbed Vicks on your chest when you had a cold, babied you when you were losing, celebrated you when you were winning, dealt with all your i…”— Steven Levenson, Bob Fosse, Sam Rockwell, imdb.com
“Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!”— Alan Ball, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com
“Lawrence: Hey park lady! You suck. Leslie: Hear that? He called me park lady.”— Rachel Axler, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“If you see a woman who is working super hard to become who she's meant to be, and achieve the things she wants to achieve, and you have nothing to add to her life, or to give back to her in any way, please just leave her the fuck alone.”— Lane Moore, twitter.com
“For if a woman have an innocent, unsuspecting soul as delicate as the curled cup of a Nile lily, the more easily will it droop and wither in the heated grasp of a careless, cruel hand.”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“Remember that whatever may be said by a lady or her friends, it is not part of conduct of a gallant or generous man to take up arms against a woman.”— Sam Houston, samhoustonmemorialmuseum.com
“Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed. It would do you a lot of good.”— George Kennedy, imdb.com
“She wore flowers in her hair and carried magic secrets in her eyes. She spoke to no one. She spent hours on the riverbank and had midnight swims.”— Arundhati Roy, amazon.com
“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.”— J. D. Salinger, amazon.com
“Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore.”— Crystal Woods, amazon.com
“Does Mary Poppins have an orgasm? Does she go to the bathroom? I assure you, she does.”— Julie Andrews, nytimes.com
“A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”— William Goldman, Vizzini, Wallace Shawn, amazon.com