Mean Girls

19 'Mean Girls' Quotes That Everyone Knows By Heart And Loves

Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen. 
Kirsten Corley
October 17, 2016
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
— Karen Smith, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls, Fetch, Wednesdays
“Gretchen: That's so fetch.

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
— Gretchen Weiners, Regina George, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls, Fetch
“Boo, you whore.”
— Regina George, Mean Girls
Tagged: Whore, Mean Girls
“I want my pink shirt back!”
— Damien, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes
“She doesn't even go here.”
— Damian, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls, Go Here, Movie Quotes
“You go, Glen Coco.”
— Damian, Mean Girls
Tagged: Glen Coco, Mean Girls Quotes, Movie Quotes
“I can't help that I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”
— Bethany Byrd, Mean Girls
Tagged: period, Sex, Mean Girls
“Get in, loser. We're going shopping”
— Regina George, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, Mean Girls, Loser
“That's why her hair is so big: It's full of secrets.”
— Janis Ian, Mean Girls
Tagged: Secrets, Mean Girls
“You can't just ask someone why they're white.”
— Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, White Quotes
“She asked me how to spell orange.”
— Damian, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, Movie Quotes
“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.”
— Cady Heron, Mean Girls
Tagged: Fat Quotes, Life Quotes, Movie Quotes, Mean Girls Quotes
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”
— Ms. Norbury, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, Movie Quotes
“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”
— Coach Carr, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, Sex Quotes
“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.”
— Coach Carr, Mean Girls
Tagged: Sex Quotes, Movie Quotes
“Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like 'ohhh Kevin G.'”
— Rajiv Surendra, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls, Movie Quotes
“I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.”
— Ms. Norbury, Mean Girls
Tagged: Dating, Relationships, Mean Girls Quotes
“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
— Cady Heron, Mean Girls
Tagged: Mean Girls Quotes, Movie Quotes
“When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck out all the poison, that’s what I had to do, suck all the poison out of my life.”
— Cady Heron, Mean Girls
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Mean Girls Quotes