“When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck out all the poison, that’s what I had to do, suck all the poison out of my life.”— Lindsay Lohan, Cady Heron, amazon.com
“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”— Lindsay Lohan, Cady Heron, amazon.com
“I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.”— Tina Fey, Ms. Norbury, amazon.com
“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”— Dwayne Hill, Coach Carr, amazon.com
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”— Tina Fey, Ms. Norbury, amazon.com
“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.”— Lindsay Lohan, Cady Heron, amazon.com