Jenna Marbles

28 Humorous Life Facts From Jenna Marbles Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that.  
Kirsten Corley
September 1, 2016
“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”
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“Sharks are here all the time, not just one week!”
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“On sex: ‘Unless I just scored a touchdown for a flag football team, don’t spank my ass.”
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“One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked.”
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“I can’t wait to get fat and eat whatever I want.”
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“If you’re thinking of going with a more natural look, let’s be serious. You’re too ugly for that.”
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“You know what they say about guys with big feet: ‘Have sex with me.’”
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“If you’re a girl and you don’t have any level of girl crushes on a girl, you’re just fucking lying to yourself.”
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“As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.”
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“In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.”
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“Girls are majestic fucking creatures.”
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“If you don’t like puppies and kitties and animals and that stuff, enjoy the rest of your life…without a soul.”
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“You might as well get some cats and call it quits.”
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“Let me drop a cold, hard fact on you: There’s no bigger turn on than when a guy has a shameless animal voice. ‘Hey there, Mr. Doggie. Hi!’ What was that sound? That’s the sound of me throwing my underwear across the room. Let’s bang.”
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“I fully respect and support everyone’s right to stalk others via the internet.”
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“You gotta stop forcing relationships. If someone doesn’t want to be with you, just be like, ‘Cool, see ya never, bye!’”
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“And the problem is that there aren’t that many girls out there that are willing to put themselves out on a limb and say ‘Hey, I like you’ because girls are even more scared of rejection.”
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“Your head and your face are stupid. That’s why we broke up.”
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“People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!”
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“People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!”
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“Girls fucking hate each other for no reason.”
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“Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that! Because they don’t have periods! The curiosity will just kill them.”
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“James Franco looks like someone my vagina would want to be friends with.”
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“You don’t have to be better. You just have to be you.”
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“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’”
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“I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because thats how much I love you.”
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“99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I’m not happy.”
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“Nothing says ‘Call me later’ like puking up your ceasar salad on him.”
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“Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to look at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.”
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“I have to deal with the consequences of being a drunk fucking idiot.”
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