Kendra Syrdal
3,632 Quotes
three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
3,632 quotes curated by Kendra Syrdal:
“I don’t like eating bananas in public. That is so stressful if you’re a girl. It’s so annoying ‘cause it’s such a portable, good snack, but if you’re a girl and you want to eat a banana all of a sudden you’re in the position of like, how to I de-dick this delicious treat…?”
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Women in Comedy
“I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I'm a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, 'He's a thinker.'”
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Women in Comedy, feminism