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'Suck Less' And 17 Other Willam Quotes To Make You Get Your Shit Together

Everyone wants a fairy godmother, and some people just want a fairy DRAG-mother. And Willam, without question, would be the baddest drag mama around. From getting kicked off of drag race to unapologetically calling people on their shit - each of these 18 ball busting quotes proves exactly why Willam is the best. Godammit.
Kendra Syrdal
October 7, 2016
“Emotions are for ugly people.”
— Willam Belli, RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 4: Snatch Game
Tagged: Sarcasm, emotions, Dead Inside
“It feels correct to win. When it's right it's right.”
— Willam Belli, RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 4: Float Your Boat
Tagged: Winning, Confidence, Snark
“If you've got a check, I've got a talent.”
— Willam Belli, Suck Less: Where There's A Willam There's A Way
Tagged: Money, Talent, checks, Get Paid
“I know I look great. My house has mirrors.”
— Willam Belli, You Deserve A Drink
Tagged: Confidence, Body, beauty, humor
“My rule is no dairy in front of company.”
— Willam Belli, Willam Belli
Tagged: humor, Dairy, Lactose, LOL
“You might think I'm a slut but hey, I don't think of you at all.”
— Willam Belli, Willam's This Is Not The Beatdown
Tagged: Confidence, shade, Self-Worth
“Hold on let me look in my bag and see if I can find a fuck I give.”
— Willam Belli, Tumblr
Tagged: shade, SASS, Snark, don't care, IDGAF
“Indifferent is worse than hate.”
— Willam Belli, RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 4: Reunion
Tagged: Indifference, Hate, emotions, honest
“I think every joke that someone's made about me, I made first. (And probably better.)”
— Willam Belli, Willam Belli from RuPaul's Drag Race on Hey Qween! with Jonny McGovern
Tagged: Self-Aware, Jokes, Confidence
“I want to go to hell for the really good, fun stuff. Not for the shitty stuff that I do. So I figured a little bit of charity will help get me a window seat on the way there.”
— Willam Belli, Drag Star Willam Talks Onstage Enemas, Pop Parodies, New Album & More
Tagged: Hell, charity, Sarcasm
“I also think I have a little bit of an edgy element. A bit of a wild child, I’ll never be the good girl.”
— Willam Belli, Dirty Mag
Tagged: Wild Child, Sex, Edge
“Yeah, I found a niche and I filled it! That’s what they teach you in business school, not that I ever went to business school…”
— Willam Belli, Dirty Mag
Tagged: Business, Smart, Work
“I think I was the best ma’am for the job.”
— Willam Belli, Dirty Mag
Tagged: Snark, SASS
“I have a big mouth, and I like to use it.”
— Willam Belli, New Rockstars
Tagged: SASS, Opinions, Not Sorry
“I’ve talked about this a lot. Try Google for more.”
— Willam Belli, Q&A: Catching Up With Willam Belli
Tagged: shade, Google, Answer Your Own Questions, Help Yourself
“I’ll take a picture but please don’t make me try to have a conversation with you or make my sober face at this point.”
— Willam Belli, Willam Belli Wants To Get Thrown Out of Her Own Show
Tagged: honest, Tired, Fans, celebrity, LOL, humor
“I don't listen to people if they don't talk about me.”
— Willam Belli, Suck Less: Where There's A Willam There's A Way
Tagged: Vanity, humor, Snark, LOL
“'It gets better.' Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less”
— Willam Belli, Suck Less
Tagged: Suck less, Life, Real Life, honest