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Heidi Priebe

2,218 Quotes
Writer & Producer at thoughtcatalog.com. ENFP 7w8 sx/so.
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2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:

“Imagine I am falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“This is how breakups work. I will give you back your movies when you give me back my twenties.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Don't think of it as us breaking up. Think of it as me being happy again.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw!”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Life is never so bleak that you can't turn things around with a crime spree. ”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I sold my soul to the devil but didn't get paid or anything. He said it'd be a good experience.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“I joined Plenty Of Fish to find out who stole my bike. A fun first date would be going to your house to see if you have my bike.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Sometimes when someone says 'go big or go home,' it's kind of nice to just go home.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“Sometimes when two people love each other, it's really unfortunate.”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor
“My biggest pet peeve is bad grammar. Is this the life I hoped I'd have?”
— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, A Softer World
Tagged: humor