2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:
“Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”
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humor
“You'll never see the end of your own story, so maybe you should throw in some sub-plots?”
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humor
“Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what i am hearing: Happiness isn't worth any inconvenience.”
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humor
“Being with you is better than loneliness. And I guess I thought those were my only two options?”
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humor
“Imagine if instead of only 10 percent of our brains, we could access 9 percent. Just one percent less. How happy we might be!”
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humor