Michael Discenza

All My Jokes Are Cries For Help

It's just me and my depression lol.
Sade Andria Zabala
March 14, 2017
“I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.”
— hacksign, via Tumblr
Tagged: LOL, humor, Funny, dark, Death
“if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away?”
— brianmalik, via Tumblr
Tagged: LOL, Problems, Tired, Defeat, Give Up
“Maybe all that wine is an Instagram filter for our own lives, so we don’t see how sallow and cracked they’ve become.”
— Kristi Coulter, "Wine. Immediately." The depressing reason so many women today drink.
Tagged: LOL, Alcohol, Life
“Depression and winter are an even worse combination than orange juice and toothpaste.”
— becomingaclassic, via Tumblr
Tagged: LOL, Tumblr, Seasonal Depression
“what do u mean ‘what have i been up to’ … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch.”
— aewm
Tagged: LMAO, Tumblr
“Just me and my depression, out looking for some lipstick to make us feel better while Call Your Girlfriend plays on.”
— Kendra Syrdal, A Trip To Sephora Featuring Me And My Depression
Tagged: Writing, Depression, Media
“My favorite sex position is crying on the bathroom floor.”
— Anonymous, tru
Tagged: LOL, joke, Funny
“i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.”
— bpdvoiid
Tagged: Tumblr, Stress
“for halloween i’m gonna be sad”
— pastabot
Tagged: Tumblr
“Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute.”
— feelingsfeeler
Tagged: Tumblr
“my signature scent is anxiety”
— Melissa Broder
Tagged: Anxiety, joke
“i love just being alone.. doing a facemask.. dealing with emotional trauma alone.. LOVE it.”
— theteenytinygirl
Tagged: Tumblr, LOL, Alone, skincare
“me at a party, casually: Yeah just cried in the bathroom, love the lighting”
— caradelrey
Tagged: Tumblr
“sorry boys! the only ‘d’ i crave is death.”
— atomicmemes
Tagged: LOL, So sad
“I don’t need negative people in my life *cuts myself off*”
— classwarshawty
Tagged: So sad, I Hate Myself
“someone: *looks at me for more than five seconds*

me: this is the worst day of my life.”
— dlubes
Tagged: Social Anxiety, So sad
“yes, i have no friends, but at least i can always count on my social anxiety.”
— Sade Andria Zabala
Tagged: So sad, Social Anxiety