Ryan Baker

40 Funny Quotes Every Pokemon Go Fan Can Relate To

THIS GAME IS WILD! Brexit? Government-less Australia? Donald Trump? No one cares because Pokemon Go! If you're a player, you can definitely relate to these.
Sade Andria Zabala
July 14, 2016
“I've been waiting for Pokemon Go for so long! It's better than sex!”
— SexyAsianAwwYeeah, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got back to what I thought was the last page) because I took a nap.”
— Error319vouldnotfindusername, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“I'm just waiting for the news report saying that a kid got hit by a car while playing, but great game.”
— Idkauname, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“Finally America is great again, thanks to all the people who worked hard to create this highly anticipated game that we are all lucky to play. ”
— Chuck Norrisbmf, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”
— Applemac, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This game is awesome. I give it 4 stars only cuz I keep running out of poke balls cuz I always miss.”
— Kacedamenace, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“I dreamed of getting laid and playing Pokemon. Now this day has arrived!”
— AlexQt, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”
— RavynB, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”
— Boogers Are Gross, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“Real talk though why is this Jigglypuff leading me to this unmarked white van?”
— Alex HirschVerified account
Tagged: Pokemon Go, JigglyPuff
“I was very excited to play this game, but I was unaware that upon further research I would be let down by a half-baked but fully rushed game that has more bugs and problems in it than a killer bee swarm in a kindergarten.”
— RYcalibrated, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“The game is alright. I wish there were more pokemon near my house. I really have to drive into town to find anything.”
— Matthew Collins, Pokémon GO - Android Apps on Google Play
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.”
— Ken-FACE, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.”
— TheGreatSocialExperiment, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“Pokemon are like animals, so shouldn't they be more likely encountered in their likely habitat than in a stinky city.”
— GAhhhhh buffet, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“One last thing, I've never seen so many nerds walking around outside at once. I'd bet a mom had a hand in making this app.”
— Jeremy Spuds, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”
— Makes me wanna be wesker, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”
— torieleaner, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“Pokemon Go will be the end of us. You could be drowning and the lifeguard may be busy catching a fucking poliwag.”
— Matt Nelson
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”
— VariVox, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“THERE'S A RATTATA IN MY TANNING BED! AND HE'S NOT WEARING PROTECTIVE GOGGLES! AND I'M NAKED!”
— Johnny Gargano
Tagged: Rattata, Pokemon Go
“For those playing overseas: Australia doesn't have a government right now but no one cares because the country is distracted by Pokemon Go.”
— Elizabeth @ #ILUJam
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go And Australia, The Politics of Pokemon Go
“Pokemon go ruined my life.”
— Bardock Obama
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go Addiction
“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but there is a rhydon in your backyard and me and my older sister here were wondering if we can go back there and catch it? I look at these two young poketrainers and I kinda see myself in the young lad so I slam my front door run to my backyard and GUESS WHO HAS A RHYDON BITCHES!!!!!”
— Eric Shields, Heartwarming stuff
Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, rhydon, trainer, poketrainer, Trending, humor
“Yeah I mean I guess Pokemon Go is a pretty good game but then again I am currently running in circles in the middle of a baseball field at 2:30am hunting down a Rhydon so maybe I’m not the best person to ask.”
— Satanstrousers
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!"

They are all running around looking for the pokemon that I was tracking, but I had noticed it had disappeared. Then they noticed. They all start yelling at each other accusing the other of nabbing it because apparently they were staggering catches.

Just then, from around the corner, the old man yells out "Team Rocket is blasting off again!" All the kids actively groaned and I just laughed. He had captured it right out from under our noses. Evil is real ladies and gentlemen and it takes the form of little old men walking their dogs.”
— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, Another Pokemon Go! Post
Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, rhydon, trainer, poketrainer, Trending, humor
“I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.”
— dippers1994, I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. • /r/Jokes
Tagged: Pokemon Jokes, Pokemon Go Jokes, Pokemon Go
“This game is incredible, me and my girlfriend were supposed to go catch a movie yesterday and as I was driving, she noticed a huge amount of items in our downtown area. So, I turned the car around and went to the downtown area of Fort Worth and we caught so many Pokemon and collected a bunch of eggs. Not only did we catch Pokemon, we met a ton of people playing as well, and they asked us if we caught anything good. We noticed over 25 people walking around catching Pokemon.”
— Angel The Undead, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go Is Social
“We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go”
— opinionwaswrong, When Pokemon Go > Protests
Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, humor
“We all know what we want, we want Shiny Pokemon, so far this game has been Godly.”
— JediAray, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Second Coming of Pokemon