“You wouldn't tell Shakespeare how to write a sonnet, and you don't tell a social media guru how to get a hashtag trending, okay? So step back.”— Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson, Baron, Baron Vaughn, imdb.com
“Don't get lost on a hike there. You'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!" They are all running a…”— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, imgur.com
“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but…”— Eric Shields, imgur.com
“You are basically asking a newborn baby to walk around on his legs.”— Jsjdbebdhfrb, itunes.apple.com
“At first i thought the game was just you using your camera and there are Pokemons everywhere surrounding you, but nah it's just a map and you walk around to get close to Pokemon.”— carey, itunes.apple.com
“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”— VariVox, itunes.apple.com
“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”— torieleaner, itunes.apple.com
“Not only that, but many stops or gyms are at churches or cemeteries. Umm, I ain't disrespecting those places by going just for a game.”— Poké-heartbreak, itunes.apple.com
“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”— Makes me wanna be wesker, itunes.apple.com
“One last thing, I've never seen so many nerds walking around outside at once. I'd bet a mom had a hand in making this app.”— Jeremy Spuds, itunes.apple.com
“Pokemon are like animals, so shouldn't they be more likely encountered in their likely habitat than in a stinky city.”— GAhhhhh buffet, itunes.apple.com
“At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.”— TheGreatSocialExperiment, itunes.apple.com
“I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.”— Ken-FACE, itunes.apple.com
“I was very excited to play this game, but I was unaware that upon further research I would be let down by a half-baked but fully rushed game that has more bugs and problems in it than a killer bee swarm in a kindergarten.”— RYcalibrated, itunes.apple.com
“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”— RavynB, itunes.apple.com
“I want to be given the chance to somewhat bond or interact with my Pokémon after catching it.”— Cardtastic!, itunes.apple.com
“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”— Applemac, itunes.apple.com
“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got b…”— Error319vouldnotfindusername, itunes.apple.com