“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!"

They are all running around looking for the pokemon that I was tracking, but I had noticed it had disappeared. Then they noticed. They all start yelling at each other accusing the other of nabbing it because apparently they were staggering catches.

Just then, from around the corner, the old man yells out "Team Rocket is blasting off again!" All the kids actively groaned and I just laughed. He had captured it right out from under our noses. Evil is real ladies and gentlemen and it takes the form of little old men walking their dogs.”

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