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Like, it’s Adam and Eve time, and I marry Adam’s son, Cain. We get a nice little place, we’re very happy, and then one day Cain leaves me for, I don’t know, his brother Abel, because there’s only four fucking people on the planet at this point! And then Adam, Adam takes my house and tells me to do jigsaw puzzles!

— Miriam “Midge” Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme

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Paulie Walnuts: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.

Tony Soprano: What do you mean?

Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

Tony Soprano: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?

Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

— Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico), The Sopranos, Season 3: The Telltale Moozadell

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You really wanna know about Adam and Eve? Adam created Eve, and that’s why women fucking hate men. What do you think the snake was? Look between your legs, asshole. You know how I know this? I used to work for the Parks Department and I am the gardener of Eden.

— Peter Steele, Peter Steele: The final interview

Adam And Eve Metaphors of the Bible

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Being in the nude isn't a disgrace unless you're being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!

— Bettie Page, Voices -- Bettie Page, 1923 - 2008

Nudity God Adam And Eve Garden of Eden

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The Devil and woman have been allies against God from the beginning, ever since Satan first came to the first man in the form of a snake and whispered to Adam that true happiness was not to be found in prayer but in Eve's cunt.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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Adam lacked character. He couldn't be trusted with apples.

— Mark Twain, Mark Twain's Notebooks: Journals, Letters, Observations, Wit, Wisdom, and Doodles

Marriage Adam And Eve

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