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Portlandia

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

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Genre:	Comedy
Number Of Seasons:	8
Network:	IFC
Created By:	Jonathan Krisel, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein

ProducerAllison Silverman

ProducerLorne Michaels

Writers often seen in this show:

Allison Silverman, Carrie Brownstein, Fred Armisen, Jonathan Krisel

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Mayor: Hey, I just got back from Baltimore.

Various Characters: Great, that’s a great city.

Mayor: It’s a great city.

— Mayor (Kyle MacLachlan), Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball

baltimore obsequious

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I'll be your Santa Claus if you want, and I'll be every goddamn elf you want.

— Dave (Fred Armisen), Portlandia, Season 5: 4th of July BBQs

Santa Claus Elf Fantasy role playing

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I will hold your hand and go out into the street and make us both get hit by a car that'll push us into another car, and we'll go back and forth all day, being hit by cars, holding hands real tight, and I will not let go.

— Candace (Fred Armisen), Portlandia, Season 3: Missionaries

Threats Hysteria

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Portland's a city where young people go to retire.

— Jason (Fred Armisen), Portlandia, Season 1: Farm

Portland Slackers

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What a journal should be is a document of misery.

— Toni (Carrie Brownstein), Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball

Journaling Misery

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Put a bird on it!

— Lance (Fred Armisen), Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland

put a bird on it Cliches

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Every time you point I see a penis.

— Toni (Carrie Brownstein), Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland

feminism Hallucinating Penises Phallic

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People tell me my body looks like a melted candle.

— nina (Carrie Brownstein), Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland

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Press one for shut up and go home!

— Candace (Fred Armisen), Portlandia, Season 3: Blackout

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