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“It's hard to move on. Every time you think you have, you see that there's a lot more moving to do.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Moving On, Relationships
“You make me feel like I can't breathe, like my heart is skipping beats, like I'm about to die, but it's sublime.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: heart skips a beat, Sublime, Nervous, romance, Intimacy
“He's a tall glass of buttermilk, and I'm planning on taking a sip.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Estonian Method
Tagged: Tall Glass of Water, interested, romance
“But not getting to know you, that would be one of my greatest regrets.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: In Hot Water
Tagged: Knowledge, Regrets, Getting To Know Her
“You don't want a piece of this, baby. I get full refunds for things I didn't even buy, including automobiles! I get pilots kicked off of planes. I'm the reason you can only leave three reviews a day on Yelp. ”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: In Hot Water
Tagged: Negotation , Full Refund, Money, cost
“Kay: My sorority pulled much worse pranks.

Rio: Really?

Kay: Yeah, one time they sold me on Ebay for a dollar. ”
— Kay Bowman, Bless This Mess, Season 1: In Hot Water
Tagged: Ebay , Pranks, Money, dollar, sorority
“Sometimes I cry so hard, I can feel it in my nuts.”
— Beau, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: cry, hard, feels
“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Cook, Clean, Sex, Sheets
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Strong, Monica Lewinsky , On Your Side
“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: weasel, Empowered, Strong
“Being strong doesn't mean doing everything on your own.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Strong, strength, Partner
“I'm mentally and physically incapable of survival.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Survival, mental, physical, Tough
“I'm very happy with everything else that's wrong with me.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Happy, Wrong, issues
“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: New York, equal, Equality, Partner, Partnership, gender roles
“My code name is 'Potato.'”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Code Name, Potato, Codes
“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Sherif , chicken, Internet, Gynocologist
“You're buff as hell. You got this.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Buff, Strong, confident
“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: People, Time, Work, Bonds
“This is a magic moment, and you're crapping all over it.”
— Kay Bowman, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: Magic, moment, Ruined, Soiled
“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: ice cream, Happy, Cones
“He's like a big, tall, male Snow White. I love that.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: big, Tall, Male, Snow White, Disney
“Please don't look at my son's cheekbones.”
— Kay Bowman, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: Son, Cheekbone, style
“The good news is that I'm really fun at parties. ”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Good News, Fun at parties, Fun
“Trust me. I live alone in a barn with a goat named after my ex-wife.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Trust, Goat, Barn, ex-wife
“Poop, there it is!”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Poop, Whoop there it is, play on words
“Once the sex goes, everything goes.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Sex, Relationship, Intimacy
“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: mother and daughter's relationship, Sex, Knowledge
“What do you say we get dirty and bag some of your samples.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: dirty, Sex Talk
“Hot piece of ass collecting soil samples.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Hot, Soil Samples, Farmer, Compliment
“Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Love, Relationship
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