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“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, balls, wolverine, Australian Accent
“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, Fucking, Academy Awards, eHarmony
“I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.”
— Dusty Mayron, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Christmas Tree
“Hey, kids, why don’t you jump in my car so Grandpa Kurt can join pop-pops company the way up?”
— Dusty Mayron, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Family Reunions
“Dusty Mayron: Hey, guys, we got a big surprise for you.

Megan: Cool! Is it money?

Dylan: A trampoline?

Megan: Another pony?

Dusty Mayron: This year, Christmas, both families together.

Megan and Dylan: Yay!”
— Dusty Mayron, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: surprise, Christmas, Family Reunions
“Dusty Mayron: Don’t you see what he’s up to, he thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings?

Brad Whitaker: No, I’m not harboring anything.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Bad Feelings, Harboring
“[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Piercing Eyes, velociraptor
“Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing.

Brad Whitaker: Here’s the game plan, you want to be that one that she tells you about all of her problems with the guys she’s actually dating. It’s called the friendzone.

Dusty Mayron: No, no, no! That’s the worst advice anyone could give you. Do you want to be like Brad and be in the friendzone or do you want to be like Dad and get in the end zone?”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: friendzone, End Zone
“Kurt Mayron: So this co-dad thing, you’ve got to ask another man’s permission to see your own kids?

Dusty Mayron: Everything is rock solid between me and Brad here. In fact, we’re best friends.

Brad Whitaker: Really? [Brad gets emotional and starts to cry] Thank you.

Dusty Mayron: Brad, stop it.

Brad Whitaker: I’m good, because we’re boys.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Co-Dads, Emotional, Crying
“[as Brad’s dad is coming down the escalator] Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Reunions, red sweater
“Kurt Mayron: There you go. Why don’t you bring the car around and we’ll meet you at the curb?

Brad Whitaker: Right away, sir. I mean, no. I’m sorry, I’m not the driver. I’m Brad. The stepdad.

Kurt Mayron: [to Dusty] Why is her here?

Brad Whitaker: Because my dad’s coming, too.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Reunions
“[waiting to meet their dads at the airport]
Brad Whitaker: Look, your father hasn’t met the new, evolved Dusty.

Dusty Mayron: That’s exactly the stuff he’s going to make fun of us for, you’ll see. [as they see Kurt riding down the escalator]”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: evolved, Reformed
“[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Male Beauty, Homophobia
“Dusty Mayron: My dad is going to scoff at everything we do. Nothing’s ever good enough for him.

Brad Whitaker: Your father hasn’t met the new evolved Dusty. I mean, who wouldn’t be impressed with you?”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: evolved, Reformed
“Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Stepdads, Dads, Co-Dads
“Kurt: [to Dusty; referring to Brad] His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?

Brad: [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty ] You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Masculinity, weak chin, Homophobia
“My mother was a saint. She will have no books written about her. But she was a saint.”
— Richard Nixon, Mackenzie Ryan, The ultimate gift: Iowa teacher pens book of poetry for his mother
Tagged: mother, Mom, Nixon, President, Saint, Motherhood, Children
“Given the impact of the loss of our Facebook contract on our business, we had no alternative but to act immediately in order to be in a position to pay severance and benefits to the departing teams.”
— Chris Altchek, Here’s The Excruciating Audio Of Mic’s Co-founder Telling Everyone It’s Over
Tagged: Media Cliff Notes
“That move to video didn’t pay off, not for Mic or the many other similar media companies that took their cues from all-powerful Facebook.”
— Margaret Sullivan, Perspective | The digital-media bubble is bursting. That’s hurting a generation of promising young journalists.
Tagged: Media Cliff Notes, Digital media, Facebook And Video
“A lot of pressure around dating comes from what we're going to tell other people — how we're going to quantify what we have with our boos to our friends, our moms, our Whole Foods cashiers.”
— Griffin Wynne, Here’s How To Tell If You Like Someone — Just Not Enough To Date Them
Tagged: Dating, Dating Advice
“For all of my radical politics, I am the one who is much more concerned about what people think.”
— Naomi Gordon-Loebl, My Grandmother's Survival
Tagged: Holocaust, Death, Grief, surviving, Judaism, Anti-Semitism
“The nearest house is miles away, and the closest town is a half day's walk.”
— Sir Thomas Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Old Houses, Ghosts, Isolated, Remote
“[From trailer] A house as old as this one becomes, in time, a living thing. It starts holding onto things...keeping them alive when they shouldn't be. Some of them are good; some of them bad...Some should never be spoken about again.”
— Sir Thomas Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Old Houses, Ghosts
“[from trailer] Where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly.”
— Sir Thomas Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Ghosts
“The more the house sinks, the worse it gets. We must do something about it.”
— Lady Lucille Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: sinking house, Proactive, getting worse
“But the horror... The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.”
— Lady Lucille Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Horror, Love, Sweat, monstrous, monsters, ugly, Mad
“Lucille Sharpe: She knows everything. She stopped drinking her tea, but I poisoned the porridge.

Thomas Sharpe: Lucille, stop it! Do we have to do this? Must we?

Lucille Sharpe: Yes.”
— Lady Lucille Sharpe, Crimson Peak
Tagged: poisoning, tea, Porridge
“Edith Cushing: [entering his mansion] Goodness. How many rooms are there?

Thomas Sharpe: I don't know. Would you like to count them?”
— Edith Cushing, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Mansion, Sarcasm
“Edith Cushing: [about portrait of Lady Sharpe] She looks quite...

Lucille Sharpe: Horrible? Yes. It's an excellent likeness.”
— Edith Cushing, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Portraits, insults
“Thomas Sharpe: [about to dance] I've always closed my eyes to things that made me uncomfortable. It makes everything easier.

Edith Cushing: I don't want to close my eyes. I want to keep them open.”
— Edith Cushing, Crimson Peak
Tagged: Open Eyes, Closed eyes, Dancing

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