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Super Troopers Quotes

“Desperation is a stinky cologne.”
— Chief Grady, Super Troopers
Tagged: Desperation, Stinky, cologne
“Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.

Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.

Mac: Smothered me in gravy, you big dirty man.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: Sons, dirty, gravy
“Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.

Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: shenanigans, cruel, tragic, Evil
“Bear...bear-fucker, do you need assistance?”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Super Troopers
Tagged: Bear, bear-fucker
“[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: Shit, Purple, sherbet
“[licking back window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”
— College Boy 3, Super Troopers
Tagged: Snozzberries
“License and registration...chicken-fucker.”
— Farva, Super Troopers
Tagged: license, registration, chicken-fucker
“Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”
— Farva, Super Troopers
Tagged: Viagra, boner, Blush
“Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva: Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.

Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. [pause] Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva: Gimme a liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

Farva: [Annoyed] A liter o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] liter cola? Do we sell liter cola?

Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva: I don't want a large, Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] liter is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] ...give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!”
— Farva, Super Troopers
Tagged: liter, fuckin', cola
“Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.'

Mac: Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer the Captain their pistols]”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: shenanigans, swear to god, mozzarella sticks
“[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about 'Cat Game?'

Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...

Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little]

Foster: Is there something funny here, boy?

Larry Johnson: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister...Larry Johnson? [pause] All right meow, (3) where were we?

Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an 'eehhh' facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

Larry Johnson: I thought...

Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?

Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Do you see me eating mice? [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)

Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes, sir.

Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Not so funny meow, (9) is it? [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)”
— Foster, Super Troopers
Tagged: meow, cat game, Head Games
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