Veronica Vaughn: So it’s um, the last day of third grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do?

Billy Madison: Well, I can think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...

Veronica Vaughn: Really?

Billy Madison: ...live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety’s sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.”
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