Billy Madison: [Veronica has taken Billy out of the classroom after making fun of the kid trying to read My Sister Fanny] OW! You’re tearing my ear off.

[Sits down on chair]

Veronica Vaughn: [scolding Billy in the hallway] Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Billy Madison: I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’ve been physically abused in the ear.

Veronica Vaughn: You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I’m going to fail you. End of story.

[Goes back into classroom]

Billy Madison: I see your lips moving but I can’t make out the words. I’m deaf. Oh Veronica Vaughn so hot want to touch the heinie.

[Howls like a wolf]

Billy Madison: Arrroooooooo!”

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