Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?

Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?—dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!—he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...

Dave: [finishing the phrase]...jor.

Stoney: 18-inch bis—mine are only 4...

Dave: ...besides that.

Stoney: He walks like this, right? [struts in a manly fashion] Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.”
Tagged: Valley Speak, Nugs

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