“On a flight to L.A., a blonde leaves her seat in coach and goes and sits in first class. When the stewardess tells her she has to return to her seat, the blonde says 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying right here until we reach L.A.'. The stewardess talks to the flight crew, so the co-pilot goes back and tells the blonde she needs to go back to her seat. The blonde says 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying right here until we reach L.A.'. The co-pilot reports failure to the pilot, who says 'I can handle this. I'm married to a blonde'. So the pilot goes and whispers to the blonde, who says 'Oh, okay' and returns to her seat in coach. The co-pilot asks the pilot 'What did you say?' The pilot replied 'I told her first-class wasn't going to L.A.'”
— Reddit, What's the best blonde joke you know? • /r/AskReddit
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