Quotes tagged ‘blonde jokes’
(50 total)
“There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walking through the desert. They all brought one thing from the broken down car to help them on their journey to find shelter. The brunette says, 'I brought the bread from the cooler, if we get hungry, we can eat it.' The redhead says 'I brought the water…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde wants into the store and says to the employee, 'I'd like to buy this TV.' Employee says, 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day, she returns to the same store, but with her hair dyed brown. 'I'd like to buy this TV, please.' 'I'm sorry, miss, but we don…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde was pulled over for speeding by a blonde cop and was asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, 'What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, 'You dummy, it's got y…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde woman gets onto an elevator and she says to the man on the elevator 'T.G.I.F' The man replies 'S.H.I.T.' She furrows her brow and repeats 'T.G.I.F.' The man replies once again 'S.H.I.T.' The blonde says 'T.G.I.F.--Thank God it's Friday!' The man says 'S.H.I.T.--Sorry Honey, it's Thursday!'”
— Reddit, reddit.com