“All right. Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger. C'mon, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you. When's the last time you looked in a mirror? You're an Adonis! You've got beautiful features, lovely skin, you're in the prime of your life here, you should be swinging. If I were you I'd tell this Lydia character, ‘It's been real,’ move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign: Open for business.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Shower Head

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Jerry tells Uncle Leo he should dump his girlfriend and have multiple lovers.

Tagged: Adonis, Males, Players, Playing The Field, Joseph Goebbels, Bachelor Pad
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