“The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn't it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go, ‘what are you doing? Get away, come on.’ The back of the bus is like an eclipse, isn't it? People are just like ‘the sun, where's the sun?’ It's like this huge metal ass taking up the whole windshield of your car. When it pulls out it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa.”


During his standup routine, Jerry explains why he hates buses.

Tagged: Buses, Traffic

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