Marcus Copeland: [Marcus emerges from the boot of the car, covered in the Wilson Sisters’ luggage] Man! You guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend!
Brittany Wilson: [scoffs] This isn’t a weekend!
Tiffany Wilson: It’s the weekend!
Brittany Wilson: Labor Day in The Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season. Like, only the hottest people are going to be there.
Tiffany Wilson: And only the hottest of the hottest are going to make it onto the cover of ‘Hamptons Magazine’! And this is our year!
Brittany Wilson: [squeals] Yay!
[to Kevin, driving the car]
Brittany Wilson: Uh, open the window. Baby likes a little fresh breeze.
[Kevin opens the window]
Brittany Wilson: I just hope the Vandergeld Sisters’ private jet crashes on the way there!
Tiffany Wilson: [shocked] Oh, my God, Brittany!
Brittany Wilson: [to Tiffany] You were thinking it!
Tiffany Wilson: [to Brittany] I know, but you sai* it!
Brittany Wilson: I know, I know!
Tiffany Wilson: And you, know, Heather totally hates you because you slept with her boyfriend.
Brittany Wilson: Oh, my God! So what? I sleep with *everyone’s* boyfriend.