Clark: [the Christmas dinner table shudders, and loud gagging noises come from underneath. Clark looks to see where its coming from] Edward, what's wrong with the dog?

Eddie: [Looks underneath the table] Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone. [Grotesque barfing noises] He's got it up! [Winks at Clark that everything's okay]

Clark: Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table?

Eddie: No. No, he's probably just been nosing through the trash. [Shows kitchen, which looks like the city dump]
Tagged: dog, Choking, Trash

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