Well, let’s see what I have today. Darn it. It's ham and cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh! She made it up with a cupcake, though. Hey look at this. You know, I got a new system for eating these things. I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down. I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end.
Steinbrenner describes his lunch habits to an uninterested George.