Derek: You still looking at that stupid picture?

Ricky: You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow!

Derek: Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just like I told ya... He probably took one look at you and threw you out, just like your mother did.

Ricky: You know, Derek, now I see why all your gerbils commit suicide!