Principal McVicker: You two are the worst students in this school has ever had. And now because of that No Child Left Behind law, we may lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off, I could lose my job!
Butt-Head: Uh…did you say something about a child's behind?
Beavis: Yeah, he definitely said something about a child's left behind! I heard him!
Butt-Head: No wonder you're gonna lose your job.