“"How bout this one right. All you need for this is a pair of gloves
Just take your gloves, right
And go down to the bank. Get behind all the people in the bank
Give the person in front of you a little nudge, just a little nudge
Wait till they turn around, and when they turn around
Start putting on the gloves and say...
""Now would be a good time to leave, right now.""
Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say...
""Hey, how do you spell shoot-you-in-the-fucking-face?
Come on, hurry up, one word? What is it?"""”
Tagged: joke, humor, Prank, Bank, gloves, scare

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