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Sex and the City Quotes

“Miranda: Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?

Carrie: Because it is.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: Out Of The Frying Pan
Tagged: Life, Living, Manhatten, fantastic
“Turns out, there is no polite way to get out of phone sex!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: The Perfect Present
Tagged: polite, phone sex, turns out
“Samantha: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?

Miranda: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market
Tagged: smoking, bars, Sex, section
“ I hate it when men do that. 'I have a girlfriend.' Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Plus One is the Loneliest Number
Tagged: Hate, excuse, Taken, Calm Down
“No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Critical Condition
Tagged: Baby, Sick, Hungry, Scream, Break Up
“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for?

Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl
Tagged: diet, book, title, baby fat, Exercise, Lazy
“I love that The New Yorker is your porn.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: New Yorker, Porn, Magazine
“Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: Stuck, old maid, Spinster, Bachelors, playboys
“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Ring A Ding Ding
Tagged: fat, Farting, pregnant, married, obligated, Sex, Horny
“ It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Change of a Dress
Tagged: Amazing, Courtroom, Doubt, Murder, Engagement, Bad Person
“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: pregnant, Questions, socially acceptable, Wondering
“I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: Starbucks, Writing, moved in, realization
“The only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself...I'm in no mood for Bisquick!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Sex and the Country
Tagged: country, Eat, food, Pancakes
“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls
Tagged: Sassy, Sperm, School
“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy
Tagged: face, Glowing, facial, masturbated, orgasm
“Charlotte: We've been trying, you know, to...

Samantha: Fuck?

Charlotte: Whatever. And it's just not...

Samantha: Getting big and hard?

Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Frenemies
Tagged: dirty, mad libs, Sex, penis
“Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?

Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Tagged: Sex, Shock, Metaphor Examples, Car, purchase, test drive
“I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...
Tagged: dated, Guys, Underwear
“There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman
Tagged: New Yorker, Sunday brunch, eggs, Alcohol, Meal, Wedding section
“Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.

Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Sex Buddy
Tagged: Dating, Supper, turning into a man, Behavior
“The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play
Tagged: Control, Man, Bed, blow job, Run The World
“Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one?

Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut!”
— Charlotte York, Sex and the City, Season 2: Old Dogs, New Tricks
Tagged: Uncircumcised, Shock, Connecticut
“After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: La Douleur Exquise!
Tagged: Love, Sex, Addicted, Pain, Wanting
“Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?

Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Chicken Dance
Tagged: forget, Sex, sleep with, Toto, Sexual Partners
“Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.

Miranda: That's moral relativism!

Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve
Tagged: Cheating, Theory, Moral Relativism, Quantum
“Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species.

Carrie: Okay, well, what about us?
 
Miranda: We're just choosy.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Freak Show
Tagged: Darwin, weeded out, Species, Exceptions, Choosy
“After he left I cried for a week. And then I realized that I do have faith. Faith in myself.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Tagged: Cried, Left, Faith, Myself, strength
“How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Tagged: Smart, Women, boyfriends, Simile Examples, bank accounts
“There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Drought
Tagged: Relationship, romance, Reality
“I just realized, maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in 'Hansel and Gretel'—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Baby Shower
Tagged: maturity, Wisdom, witch, Hansel and Gretel, Misunderstood, dream house, brats
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