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Miranda Hobbes Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls
Tagged: Sassy, Sperm, School
“How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Tagged: Smart, Women, boyfriends, Simile Examples, bank accounts
“No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Critical Condition
Tagged: Baby, Sick, Hungry, Scream, Break Up
“Samantha: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?

Miranda: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market
Tagged: smoking, bars, Sex, section
“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: pregnant, Questions, socially acceptable, Wondering
“ It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Change of a Dress
Tagged: Amazing, Courtroom, Doubt, Murder, Engagement, Bad Person
“Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: Stuck, old maid, Spinster, Bachelors, playboys
“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for?

Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl
Tagged: diet, book, title, baby fat, Exercise, Lazy
“Oral sex is like God’s gift to women—you can get off without worrying about getting pregnant”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Monogamists
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Babies come into this world with a clean slate. We fuck them up.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: babies, World, Clean Slate, Corruption
“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Ring A Ding Ding
Tagged: fat, Farting, pregnant, married, obligated, Sex, Horny
“Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species.

Carrie: Okay, well, what about us?
 
Miranda: We're just choosy.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Freak Show
Tagged: Darwin, weeded out, Species, Exceptions, Choosy
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