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“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Burrito Bowl
Tagged: Weird, hurt, favor
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Degustation
Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships
“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”
— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Grow Up, Sassy, Advice
“Just what I think, I think the key is, right, is just stop being afraid of death altogether. Like don’t you think it’s a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying? Like, in the grand scheme of things, like the billions of people and the millions of years, and the stardust and the mammoths, and Taylor Swift, it just seems like you don’t really matter that much.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: key, Death, Afraid, Life, insignificant, Stardust, Taylor Swift
“Ella: Think maybe you're going to get naked with Arnold? 

Josh: I really don’t want to, but I’m also a very shit guy, and if he’s standing there looking cute and he’s forward enough, then of course I will. Of course, of course.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Naked, Weak, Cute, Sex, Of course
“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Optimistic Thoughts About Relationships, Optimism, Dating
“You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Fight, Stimulus, upset
“I’m stuck being white. White people are the worst.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: White People, worst
“So many people just love being peed on.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Peed, Kink, turned on
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“Josh: You seem upset. 

Hannah: You seem observant.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Sad, Observant, Sassy
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: kiss, Mouth, romance, Intimacy
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. 

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Beyonce, babies, Metaphor Examples
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? 

Arnold: Love me.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“I love her in the same way I love pancakes.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: Love, Simile Examples, Pancakes
“I’ve invited him over, and I instantly regret it.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Puff Pastry Pizza
Tagged: Invited, Hook Up, Regrets
“I thought that my politics would keep me safe from my feelings and I was wrong.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Pancakes With Faces
Tagged: Feelings, Wrong, Political View
“I think you’re the best. Like custard.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin
Tagged: best, affection, Compliment, Simile Examples
“Between Hermione and me, feminism's basically fixed.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin
Tagged: Hermione, Feminsim, Sarcasm
“I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Natural Spring Water
Tagged: Expert, Good Things, Good For Me
“I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.”
— Mae, Please Like Me, Season 3: Natural Spring Water
Tagged: Divorce, Happy, Parents, Relationships
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