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Josh Quotes

Total quotes: 45
“Don't really get the big spoon, little spoon thing. Surely, they'd be the same sized spoons.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: spooning, Cuddles, Critical
“Josh: 'Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!' 

Cher: 'I am! You try driving in platforms.'”
— Cher, Josh, Clueless
Tagged: 90s Movies, Clueless, teenager, Driving, Shoes
“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: Bamboozled, period, pregnant, Cunning
“There's nothing like a call from your dad to make your erection go away.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: French Toast
Tagged: Call, erection, Turn Off, Bad Timing
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. 

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“It's a sign. You see that, right? We met at the perfect moment. We can have it. We can have everything. It's all lined up.”
— Josh, Younger, Season 3: Pigeons, Parrots, and Storks
Tagged: Signs
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“I don't know how to do caring. I don't even know how to care for myself. I never floss.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: Care, caring, Floss, Take Care Of Yourself
“I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: French Toast
Tagged: Nifty, Vagina, missing a friend
“You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: genitals, Soft, Safe, welcoming, Sharp
“I'll never understand why middle class white people think that Asians are magic.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Gang Keow Wan
Tagged: Understand, Question, Magic
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Scroggin
Tagged: Sex, teenager, Horny, Watermelon
“Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Portuguese Custard Tarts
Tagged: Sports, kiss, Boy, LGBTQIA
“Geoffrey: And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst. 

Josh: Why do I have to put up with the worst parts?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: best, worst, Relationship, Love
“People die and it's horrible and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: Die, Death, horrible, Sad
“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter! ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Croquembouche
Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: erection, Sex, Rejected
“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese
Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle
“I'm not that confident that I have enough friends to make it a group. ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Skinny Latte
Tagged: confident, Friends, Group, Popular, Concerns
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Degustation
Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships
“Remember when Winona Ryder shoplifted once and it destroyed her career, but men can rape and abuse and still have careers lmao fun stuff.”
— Josh
Tagged: Twitter Quotes, Hollywood, Rape Culture, Sexism
“Sleeping with you is lonelier than being alone.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Eggplant
Tagged: Sleeping, Alone, lonley
“I'm just not sure how much happiness we deserve.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Eggplant
Tagged: Happiness, deserving, Love, Life
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: kiss, Mouth, romance, Intimacy
“I’m stuck being white. White people are the worst.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: White People, worst
“Sex is meant to make people feel like quite nice.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Milk
Tagged: Sex, Feelings, Enjoyment
“Why are you always googling giraffes?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: Quesions, Google, Giraffe
“Excuse me, sir! I've seen your wang!”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: excuse me, Wang, Sex
“No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: Pet Name, Nickname, Babe, Couples
“Well you know it's okay not to be okay, right? ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese
Tagged: Okay, Not Okay, upset, Feelings, Express Yourself
“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Optimistic Thoughts About Relationships, Optimism, Dating
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Beyonce, babies, Metaphor Examples
“I'm scared of surprises.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: frightened, Scared, Surprises
“I just don't think I love her as much as I'm meant to love her.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Milk
Tagged: Love, Supposed To Be, Expectation, Reality
“I'm really good at balancing spoons on my nose.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: Trick, Spoons , Balance
“Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Scroggin
Tagged: Donkey, Shrek , Annoying, Movie reference, Sassy
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