“If there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, it seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. Right? ‘Oh, he was kind of quiet.’ I love these neighbors. They're never disturbed by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. Chainsaws, people screaming, fine. Just keep the music down.”

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Jerry jokes that serial killers never seem to kill their neighbors.

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