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Shaun Quotes
Total quotes: 17
Shaun
character
Total quotes: 17
“Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?
Shaun: Well, that’s a bit harsh.
Liz: Your words!
Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress.”
Shaun: Well, that’s a bit harsh.
Liz: Your words!
Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress.”
Tagged:
twat, failed actress
“Ed: I’m sorry, Shaun.
Shaun: It’s OK.
Ed: No, I’m sorry, Shaun.
Shaun: What? [smells Ed’s fart] Oh, God, that’s rotten!
Ed: I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing!
Shaun: I am not laughing.”
Shaun: It’s OK.
Ed: No, I’m sorry, Shaun.
Shaun: What? [smells Ed’s fart] Oh, God, that’s rotten!
Ed: I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing!
Shaun: I am not laughing.”
Tagged:
Farts, cropdusting
“Ed: See? You don’t need Liz to have a good time.
Shaun: Oh, don’t, man.
Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I’m not gonna say, you know, there’s plenty more fish in the sea. I’m not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I’m not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this? [chuckling] It’s not the end of the world.”
Shaun: Oh, don’t, man.
Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I’m not gonna say, you know, there’s plenty more fish in the sea. I’m not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I’m not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this? [chuckling] It’s not the end of the world.”
Tagged:
Cliches, plenty of fish
“Shaun: Well maybe one should do the other, and then do themselves.
Liz: Oh maybe you should do me, I’ll only muck it up if I have to do myself. [Shaun mimes shooting Liz and then himself, to see how it feels]
Shaun: You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.
Liz: [pauses] What makes you think I’d have taken you back?
Shaun: Well...you don’t want to die single, do you?
Ed: [interrupting] That’s it. I would like to be shot.
Shaun: Besides, I’ve changed. I haven’t had a fag since yesterday, I promise!
Ed: He hasn’t.”
Liz: Oh maybe you should do me, I’ll only muck it up if I have to do myself. [Shaun mimes shooting Liz and then himself, to see how it feels]
Shaun: You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.
Liz: [pauses] What makes you think I’d have taken you back?
Shaun: Well...you don’t want to die single, do you?
Ed: [interrupting] That’s it. I would like to be shot.
Shaun: Besides, I’ve changed. I haven’t had a fag since yesterday, I promise!
Ed: He hasn’t.”
Tagged:
Cigarettes, Mortality
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