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Ryan Reynolds Quotes

Total quotes: 34
“I kept the book, because it was the only thing that I had left of you.”
— Will Hayes, Definitely, Maybe
Tagged: Love, Memories
“[speaks in Spanish] Donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to 'I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker'.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: spanish, biblioteca, fucker, pumpkin-fucker
“[To Cable] You're so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: DC Comics, dark
“I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.”
— Nathan Summers / Cable, Deadpool 2
Tagged: time travel, battery charge
“[chasing a crippled henchman on a zamboni] That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni! [beat] Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: zamboni, Fucking, Threats
“I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Cancer Cure
“[From trailer] [looks at Cable's incomplete intro] What in the actual ass? Steel! Why...why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache!”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: mustache, Steel, Metal, visual effects
“Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.”
— Nathan Summers / Cable, Deadpool 2
Tagged: fucking hero, Annoying, sex toy, Clown
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible...and completely unfuckable.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Indestructible, Unfuckable
“My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. And then I saw you.”
— Guy, Free Guy
Tagged: Love, Destiny, Fate
“[while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Ageism, Anti-White, Anti-Male, rape whistle
“Maya Hayes: Thanks for telling me the story.
Will Hayes: You're welcome. I didn't tell you the happy ending.
Maya Hayes: [getting tears] What is it?
Will Hayes: You.”
— Abigali Breslen, Ryan Reynolds, Definitely, Maybe
“Maya Hayes: What's a threesome?
Will Hayes: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.”
— Abigali Breslen, Ryan Reynolds, Definitely, Maybe
“You neurotic duck!”
— Detective Pikachu (voice), Pokémon: Detective Pikachu
“Is it just me or does 'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me?' from Yentl? [singing] 'Papa, can you hear me?' [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: frozen, Yentl, Fucking
“[after the X-Force team was killed off accidentally in a series of mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Prick, Good News, Bad News
“[To Juggernaut] Hey, big guy! The sun's getting real low!”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool, Deadpool 2
Tagged: Sunset, Big guy
“I hope you sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [throws the spreader onto a criminal who's about to shoot Vanessa, successfully killing him] I'll be right back. [uses Cable's time-traveling device; to Vanessa] We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Wooooo!”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Cher, Cream Cheese
“Dubstep is for pussies!”
— Nathan Summers / Cable, Deadpool 2
Tagged: Dubstep, Pussies
“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, balls, wolverine, Australian Accent
“This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.”
— Will Hayes, Definitely, Maybe
Tagged: bad music, Sarcasm
“We’re gonna do this. You and me.”
— Detective Pikachu (voice), Pokémon: Detective Pikachu
Tagged: Determination, Teamwork
“Don't have a good day, have a great day.”
— Guy, Free Guy
Tagged: Good Day, Great, Catchphrase
“Waiting is, uh, my favorite color.”
— Ryan Reynolds, Welcome to Wrexham, Season 1: Hamilton!
Tagged: Waiting, joke, Color, Favorite
“There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: pregnant men
“That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.”
— Guy, Free Guy
Tagged: Comfort, Comfort Zone
“I'm not so much more patient. I just drink more.”
— Ryan Reynolds, Welcome to Wrexham, Season 1: Hamilton!
Tagged: Patient, Drink, Alcohol
“Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have.”
— Ryan Reynolds, Just Friends
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“First dates are interviews.”
— Ryan Reynolds, National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Tagged: Dating Advice, Movie Quotes
“I'll be the first to admit: This did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend, Jelly. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: Friend, badass, Lucky
“What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow full of stage 4 cancer? Answer: a family. See? I didn't lie on what kind of film this was. If there's anything you take away today, other than the need to Google 'what the fuck is dubstep,' it's that we all need to belong to someone.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: racism, Courage, Diabetes, cancer, Google, Dubstep
“Just shut up! Here... I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?”
— Will Hayes, Definitely, Maybe
Tagged: Love, Marriage
“[narrating while executing Russian criminals] My world tour brought me home to this guy: Sergei Valishnikov, but we'll get to him in a moment. 'cause I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [a guy on fire runs around screaming] Holy shit-pickles! That guy's on fire! That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Deadpool 2
Tagged: babysitter, high as fuck, The Lion King, Saw 7, Bambi, CGI
“Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.

Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] Wade, is that you?

Deadpool: Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, Saving Money, X-Men
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