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Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Total quotes: 8

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Birthday: November 22, 1921

Death: October 5, 2004

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 8

“I tell ya' this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies

“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Ageism

“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: prostitution

“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Segregation, Chinese, Jewish, Mistaken Identity

“Quitting smoking, now that's a tough one. My wife and I made a deal, we'll only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack now since 1975.”

— Rodney Dangerfield, Rodney Dangerfield- At His Best!!! (You will Die Laughing!!!)

Tagged: Funny Jokes, Comedians, Stand Up, stand up comedy

“With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Crass, Farting

“Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Getting Laid, Crass

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