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Al Czervik

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Al Czervik Quotes

Total quotes: 7

Al Czervik photo

Al Czervik

character

Total quotes: 7

“I tell ya' this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies

“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Ageism

“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: prostitution

“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Segregation, Chinese, Jewish, Mistaken Identity

“With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Crass, Farting

“Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!”

— Al Czervik, Caddyshack

Tagged: Getting Laid, Crass

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