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Kristofor Brown Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Uhh, the Yiddish are coming.  Huh-huh-huh.  The Yiddish are coming.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 7: Leave It to Beavis
Tagged: british, Yiddish
“Daria:  You guys will never graduate.

Butt-head:  Uhh…never masturbate?”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 6: The Mystery of Morning Wood
Tagged: graduate, masturbate, Misheard
“Butt-head:  [to McVicker]  You just weren't reaching us, dude.

Beavis:  Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Held Back
Tagged: reaching, Double Entendre
“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute]
Butt-head:  Hey, baby…so, like, how much?

Officer:  Fifty.

Butt-head:  Cool.  Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 6: U.S. History
Tagged: undercover cop, prostitution
“[as Abraham Lincoln giving the Gettysburg Address]  When I almost scored with four chicks seven years ago, this one chick's father brought forth upon me a prostitute.  Huh-huh.  Because some dudes just weren't created equal.  Huh-huh.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 7: Leave It to Beavis
Tagged: Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address, Prostitute
“Buzzcut: And what about your patent disregard for Beavis! Do you not care a rat's ass for the safety of your closest companion!?

Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Water Safety
Tagged: Compassion
“Butt-head: Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers.

Beavis: Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.”
— Beavis & Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Held Back
“[watching a Violent Femmes video] I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Held Back
“[laughs while reading a label of superglue] It says "Use on wood."”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Beard Boys
“Gus Baker: Hey! We're on the air! You can't use that language!

Beavis: We use language?”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Right On
Tagged: Language, Profanity
“Kindergarden teacher: Butt-head, are you angry?

Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.

Beavis: There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Held Back
Tagged: Innumerate, Anger
“[watching a Morrissey music video] Get off the ground and stop whining, you wuss!”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Blackout!
“Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls.

Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls."

Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Mr. Anderson's Balls
Tagged: balls, Double Entendre
“Butt-head: [choking] Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking!

Beavis: Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it?

Butt-head: Call 911!

Beavis: Why don't you call? You're closer.”
— Beavis & Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Choke
“Uh…I've got a crisis…in my pants.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Crisis Line
Tagged: Crisis, erection
“I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: The Great Cornholio
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