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Ian Brennan Quotes

Total quotes: 57
“I try to do good things, right? But I'm not a good person. That's my flaw. I'm ambitious. I am political. I'm conniving.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Good Person, Ambition, Conniving , Politics
“I love you. Unconditionally. You are the front man of my favorite rock band, you are the star of my favorite movie, you are my king of kings.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Unconditionally , rock band, king, Star
“Music gives us permission to feel.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: The Harrington Commode
Tagged: Music, Permission, Feelings
“This emptiness is a gift. You finally know what it's like to lose.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Empty, Gift, Loss, Feelings
“Politics isn't about policies, a candidate is elected on a story.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: Politics, Policies, Election, elected, Story
“A person can't be truly selfless and survive.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Selfless, Survival, Human Nature
“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
— Jack Costello, Hollywood, Limited Series: Hooray for Hollywood
Tagged: Light, Shine, Lie, Special
“Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Hell-O
Tagged: Revenge, venom, Triumph
“You know what, I used to love coming here. But now this just reminds me of everything that I’ve lost.”
— Santana Lopez, Glee, Season 5: The Quarterback
Tagged: Loss, Regret
“Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I’ve learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: anonymous, poor, Social Media
“My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.”
— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: homeownership, Arson
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
— Chad Radwell, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Hot, Zoo, Men, Women, Sex
“Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: crushes, Sad, cry, Sad music
“If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candle still lit.”
— April Rhodes, Glee, Season 1: The Rhodes Not Taken
Tagged: Shoplifting
“God, my husband is upstairs. He's finishing a giant jigsaw puzzle of Peggy Guggenheim's Venetian Palazzo.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Venetian Palazzo, Peggy Guggenheim, Puzzle
“I'm sorry. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”
— Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Rude, Sassy, Compliment
“You're the most talented person I know. Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle chainsaws.”
— Finn Hudson, Glee, Season 1: The Rhodes Not Taken
Tagged: Talent, Juggling
“I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.”
— Finn Hudson, Glee, Season 1: Hairography
Tagged: Hooker, sad clown
“Will Schuester: Let's bury the hatchet, Sue.

Sue Sylvester: No. I won't be burying any hatchet. Unless I get a clear shot to your groin!”
— Will Schuester, Glee, Season 1: Hell-O
Tagged: Bury The Hatchet, Revenge, Reconciliation, Anti-Male Violence
“Your life going off the rails is the best thing that could happen to you.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Life, Going off the Rails, Best Thing
“Grace: You're an awful person. 

Chanel: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.”
— Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Awful, rich, Pretty
“Are you questioning my badassness?”
— Noah Puckerman, Glee, Season 1: Mash-Up
Tagged: badass
“I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: infants, dance competition
“It's so hard to have to try so hard all the time.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: hard, Try Hard, Work
“Your brain is wired to enjoy sex that's presentational.”
— Astrid, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Brain, Wired, Sex, Enjoyment
“An office with no meaning, which no one can respect.”
— Astrid Sloan, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Office, Meaning, Respect
“I'm not about enjoyment. I'm about winning.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Enjoyment, Winner, Win, Winning
“So, I might not be a good person, but I wanted to do good things.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Good Person, help, helpful, do good things
“I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Homophobia, beauty, IQ, Artificial Insemination
“I think that everyday is a gift.”
— Infinity Jackson, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Gift, everyday, present
“I felt like he was using me, and I don't like to be used.”
— Infinity Jackson, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Being Used by Someone, Feelings
“I think a lot of young people feel that way, especially nowadays. Your generation got the terrible idea that it was best to vomit every thought and feeling all over each other. It's a pandemic of over-communication that's led to an absence of intimacy.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Young People, generation, Intimacy, Over-communication
“I understand what it means to be a planet in my solar system, okay?”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: Understand, planet, Solar System, Ego
“The world is finished with entitled white men.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: World, White Men, Entitled
“Shut up ma'am. I'm not going to take your bullshit tonight.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: shut up, tonight, direct
“Number one, screw you. Number two, I'm dumping your ass.”
— Skye Leighton, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Break Up, upset
“For the record, this is insane.”
— James Sullivan, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: record, insane, Sanity
“Tough titties, Nana.”
— Infinity Jackson, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Tough, Sassy
“I'm no saint. I'm just a little old country girl.”
— Dusty Jackson, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Saint, Country Girl, country
“Bad things are excised. Happy ending every time.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Bad, bad thing, Excised , happy ending
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